The Argentinian Goblin: The least spectacular monster ever caught on film
It must have been a slow week in the world of the paranormal. From the once-relevant Coast to Coast AM website to the formerly-interesting Unexplained-Mysteries.com, everyone has been posting stories about the "goblin" caught on film in Argentina.
This non-remarkable video of the grainy and barely recognizable third-world type, much like a Filipino transgendered hooker who professes to be a virgin, has been making the rounds in a sad attempt to convince the easily-duped that it really is all that it claims to be.
In reality, it's just another blurry video showing what appears to be nothing more otherworldly than your run-of-the-mill spider monkey. Even the dog in the video is unimpressed.
Funny. You could be out in the wilderness for a week with an iPhone and not see a damn thing. But step outside for one minute with a 2001 Nokia flip-phone and you encounter Bigfoot, a fleet of UFOs, Elvis, demons, goblins and more chupacabras than you can shake a stick at.
Sorry, Coast to Coast AM, but the only reason we're even bothering to remark upon this unremarkable video is because we find it somewhat remarkable that anyone with half a brain would even find this video remarkable enough to post online.
Obviously, your audience is a lot more gullible than ours.
Keep up the good work. Art Bell must be proud!